LUCKY BUTT - glitter enamel pin

Most people are superstitious, but if you aren't that's weird cos the universe can just, like, smash you to bits at any point? You need to stay in front. You need to maximise your luck. You need this hard enamel Lucky Butt pin to expedite your banal daily ambitions. Made with green and aqua glitter mixed together, with gold edging, so it looks special as. Give it a little smooch before you do anything, and everything will probably be fine. If anything, that fucked unlucky feeling of a pin falling off your shirt/jacket/bag will be eradicated due to this one having two super-strong rubber stoppers (in addition to its superior cosmic powers). You simply must have it.